Splitting hairs
“We might have pissed it, kicked it, written obscenities on it, maybe even taken a few dumps on it, but we were generally respectful of it and we absolutely did not flush it down any toilets! Oh, and Amnesty Int’l is a bunch of cowards and traitors for calling Guantanamo “the gulag of our times” and they will be dealt with as soon as the Death Star is fully operational. Now, what was that their base of operations called? Alderaan, or something?”
The Grand Moff Tarkin – Sir Humphrey Appleby school of spokesmanship…
Update
(23:36): Then again, you gotta break some a few legs to make an omelet 
