Δώστε πόδι στον Internet Explorer
Καιρός για ανανέωση. Πείτε κι εσείς σήμερα αντίο σε μιά σχέση που δεν
προχωράει άλλο:
διώξτε τον Internet Explorer από τη ζωή σας για ένα καλυτερο browser.
O Robert Vamosi βρήκε ένα πρωτότυπο τρόπο για να υποκύψει στα ..θέλγητρα του
του, ZDnet, γράμμα χωρισμού στον Internet Explorer, όπου και αναφέρει τα εξής
δακρύβρεχτα:
Dear Internet Explorer:
It’s over. Our relationship just hasn’t been working for a while,
and now, this is it. I’m leaving you for another browser.I know this isn’t a good time–you’re down with yet another virus.
I do hope you feel better soon–really, I do–but I, too, have to move on
with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I’ve known you, you seem to
always have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor.That said, I just can’t continue with this relationship any longer. I
know you say you’ll fix things, that next time it’ll go better–but
that’s what you said the last time–and the time before that. Each time
I believed you.Well, not any longer.
Και παρακάτω συνεχίζει, με το κατεβατό:
You cheater! The truth is there’s nothing more you can
say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to Windows. You
say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don’t believe
it. You say you can live without Windows, and I’ve heard that Windows can
live without you, but I know that’s simply not true.[..]You’re no longer fit For another thing, you’ve
gone and gotten all lazy and out of shape on me. When was the last time you
picked up a new feature? Two years ago? Three? While you rest on your
laurels, while you spend your days slapping patches on the various flaws
that seem to pour out as though your source code were a colander, the
Internet has changed. A lot.[..]You barely even talk to Macs anymore, and you always seem to walk out of
the room whenever Linux stops by. Why? What are you afraid of? Honestly, a
grown browser like you afraid of a little operating system? I think this
snobby behavior speaks volumes about what’s wrong with this
relationship.
Ο συγγραφέας του άρθρου παροτρύνει και άλλους απατημένους χρήστες να γράψουν
το δικό τους γράμμα αποχαιρετισμού στον IE. Ανανέωση τώρα!
